[ thankfully from the feed info she can tell that it's Red speaking... but from what's been happening lately, she wouldn't be surprised if he's had the same fate as so many others. ]
Uh... [ Oh, this doesn't sound like Hilda, but he's going to guess she was reeled into this whole fiasco, too. BUT isn't it obvious?! He's suddenly in a girl's body now! He needs help walking in a dress, not bumping into things because this girl also has a huge butt (it's already weird since every time he tries to walk normally, Rapunzel's hips keep thinking it's okay to sway about and that isn't cool), how... to change clothes--
Right. Riiight. ]
I need help... [ Please don't judge him. ] Putting on a bra.
she's trying her best to contain her giggles, honest!! but a couple of snickers do slip out. and with Vriska's voice, they may sound unintentionally heinous. ]
Where are you? I'll come over and see how I can help.
I think this is Freyr... I'm still in her room. [ Not touching anything, but pacing around kind of--or maybe he's just dead on the bed because all dat hair is very, very heavy. Heavier than a Pikachu, no doubt. ]
'Kay. I'm in Baldr, so i'll be there in a few minutes!
[ it would usually take her longer, but being able to fly really cuts travel time. so as promised, she's at the doorstep of Rapunzel's room and gives a knock.
[ Wow... That was fast! Red is impressed only because he doesn't know any better, but you might hear the sound of toddling as he gets the door. ]
Hilda...? [ You... have horns! And skin color is gray. Are you a Pokemon?! If only he had his backpack right now, he would grab a pokeball and throw it at her--no, I'm kidding. ]
Yup. You weren't the only one affected by this weird swap, you know!
[ she undoes the buttons on her hood and pulls it down to fully reveal the horns. she's also sort of looking around him at that mass of blonde... wow. ] Nice hair, by the way.
I thought it would only last for a day... [ he sounds a bit disappointed, but will step aside so she can come in. He isn't just going to have her help him in the doorway, okay. ]
It... Gets in a way a lot. [ Yeah. To put it simply, yeah. ]
[ she nods, floating her way into the room. ] Hopefully this is the last day... I really miss my old body.
Can't really help you there. I mean, if it were shorter I could braid it or something... but it's a little long for that. [ yeah, several feet is pretty long. ]
Hopefully. I miss mine, too. [ Red will look down to these golden lush plains of indescribable hell looping around the room. ]
Maybe I should just stay in the room for today. [ Imagine walking with tons and tons of hair. Nevertheless he rips his attention away from that and shakes his head a couple of times.
[ He nods a couple of times with his eyes closed still. He will give you his soul, Hilda...
His soul--This feels weird. Why do girls wear these things. Actually now that he thinks about it, Rapunzel is like the only person that wears this confusing attire.
And like Claudia, but he doesn't want to think about it. STRAP THIS BRA ON HIM NOW. ] Yeah, just hit me up whenever you need me
... It's kind of uncomfortable. [ Actually, if he thinks about it a lot... With or without a bra is uncomfortable!! He just can't win. Opening his eyes, he feels the his sides for the bra strap
and, hell, this is itchy. Is this what lingerie is like?!?! ]
[ Sobbing. Red is trying to prevent himself from scratching his sides, but he ends up doing so anyway. WHY ARE THINGS LIKE THIS? Are lacy things even efficient in any way?? ]
I'll try. [ Scritch scratch. ] Do you think I should do something about the hair?
[ she jumps off her seat on the bed and looks in front of him, stroking her chin in thought. ] Hm... you could try! But with this much, it'll definitely be a hassle.
You're right, that would be a bad idea. [ It would probably ruin Rapunzel's life for good and he wouldn't really be on good terms anymore. That would be horrible. ]
Do you think it's possible to braid it? [ Or would that make it heavier. ]
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Nope! What can I do 'ya for, Red?
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Right. Riiight. ]
I need help... [ Please don't judge him. ] Putting on a bra.
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she's trying her best to contain her giggles, honest!! but a couple of snickers do slip out. and with Vriska's voice, they may sound unintentionally heinous. ]
Where are you? I'll come over and see how I can help.
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It's kind of creepy... So he'll mentally pout to himself while crickets in the background resonate in applause. ]
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[ it would usually take her longer, but being able to fly really cuts travel time. so as promised, she's at the doorstep of Rapunzel's room and gives a knock.
this'll be interesting. ]
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Hilda...? [ You... have horns! And skin color is gray. Are you a Pokemon?! If only he had his backpack right now, he would grab a pokeball and throw it at her--no, I'm kidding. ]
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[ she undoes the buttons on her hood and pulls it down to fully reveal the horns. she's also sort of looking around him at that mass of blonde... wow. ] Nice hair, by the way.
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It... Gets in a way a lot. [ Yeah. To put it simply, yeah. ]
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Can't really help you there. I mean, if it were shorter I could braid it or something... but it's a little long for that. [ yeah, several feet is pretty long. ]
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Maybe I should just stay in the room for today. [ Imagine walking with tons and tons of hair. Nevertheless he rips his attention away from that and shakes his head a couple of times.
The point of this visit
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bra suiting. ]
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[ looking around the room... ah! there's her closet. ] Just... sit down and close your eyes, I guess. We'll get this done quickly.
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Also, he should probably mention: ]
Thanks a lot. [ HE FEELS THAT HE OWES YOU
TOUYA'S VIRGINITYSO MANY THINGS. ]ACTION
[ sitting behind him now, undoing the lacing thing that keeps the dress up. she's such a good friend. ]
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His soul--This feels weird. Why do girls wear these things. Actually now that he thinks about it, Rapunzel is like the only person that wears this confusing attire.
And like Claudia, but he doesn't want to think about it. STRAP THIS BRA ON HIM NOW. ] Yeah, just hit me up whenever you need me
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but she's done now, and she gives a strap a snap before she does up the dress again. ] And that's it! See, not hard at all.
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and, hell, this is itchy. Is this what lingerie is like?!?! ]
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[ nah, that's just Rapunzel's seemingly endless supply of lacy stuff. it's kind of old fashioned, if you ask her. ]
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I'll try. [ Scritch scratch. ] Do you think I should do something about the hair?
[ This is somehow the second big problem. ]
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Back to the hair--then to something on the side! It looks like a pair of scissors on the nightstand.
Hilda, please tell him no. ]
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Don't do it, man. Not the solution we're looking for.
[ she wants Red to be in once piece after he's back in his body... ]
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You're right, that would be a bad idea. [ It would probably ruin Rapunzel's life for good and he wouldn't really be on good terms anymore. That would be horrible. ]
Do you think it's possible to braid it? [ Or would that make it heavier. ]
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I... guess it would? It's a lot to do, but in the end it'd be easier to walk around with.
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