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Uh... [ Oh, this doesn't sound like Hilda, but he's going to guess she was reeled into this whole fiasco, too. BUT isn't it obvious?! He's suddenly in a girl's body now! He needs help walking in a dress, not bumping into things because this girl also has a huge butt (it's already weird since every time he tries to walk normally, Rapunzel's hips keep thinking it's okay to sway about and that isn't cool), how... to change clothes--
Right. Riiight. ]
I need help... [ Please don't judge him. ] Putting on a bra.
Right. Riiight. ]
I need help... [ Please don't judge him. ] Putting on a bra.
[ ...oh dear god.
she's trying her best to contain her giggles, honest!! but a couple of snickers do slip out. and with Vriska's voice, they may sound unintentionally heinous. ]
Where are you? I'll come over and see how I can help.
she's trying her best to contain her giggles, honest!! but a couple of snickers do slip out. and with Vriska's voice, they may sound unintentionally heinous. ]
Where are you? I'll come over and see how I can help.
Edited 2012-07-28 17:53 (UTC)
[ This is the silence where he, for once in his lifetime, feels slighted by someone that isn't Blue. The misplaced giggles do not help at all.
It's kind of creepy... So he'll mentally pout to himself while crickets in the background resonate in applause. ]
It's kind of creepy... So he'll mentally pout to himself while crickets in the background resonate in applause. ]
[ Wow... That was fast! Red is impressed only because he doesn't know any better, but you might hear the sound of toddling as he gets the door. ]
Hilda...? [ You... have horns! And skin color is gray. Are you a Pokemon?! If only he had his backpack right now, he would grab a pokeball and throw it at her--no, I'm kidding. ]
Hilda...? [ You... have horns! And skin color is gray. Are you a Pokemon?! If only he had his backpack right now, he would grab a pokeball and throw it at her--no, I'm kidding. ]
[ she nods, floating her way into the room. ] Hopefully this is the last day... I really miss my old body.
Can't really help you there. I mean, if it were shorter I could braid it or something... but it's a little long for that. [ yeah, several feet is pretty long. ]
Can't really help you there. I mean, if it were shorter I could braid it or something... but it's a little long for that. [ yeah, several feet is pretty long. ]
Hopefully. I miss mine, too. [ Red will look down to these golden lush plains of indescribable hell looping around the room. ]
Maybe I should just stay in the room for today. [ Imagine walking with tons and tons of hair. Nevertheless he rips his attention away from that and shakes his head a couple of times.
The point of this visit
is...
bra suiting. ]
Maybe I should just stay in the room for today. [ Imagine walking with tons and tons of hair. Nevertheless he rips his attention away from that and shakes his head a couple of times.
The point of this visit
is...
bra suiting. ]
[ He nods a couple of times with his eyes closed still. He will give you his soul, Hilda...
His soul--This feels weird. Why do girls wear these things. Actually now that he thinks about it, Rapunzel is like the only person that wears this confusing attire.
And like Claudia, but he doesn't want to think about it. STRAP THIS BRA ON HIM NOW. ] Yeah, just hit me up whenever you need me
His soul--This feels weird. Why do girls wear these things. Actually now that he thinks about it, Rapunzel is like the only person that wears this confusing attire.
And like Claudia, but he doesn't want to think about it. STRAP THIS BRA ON HIM NOW. ] Yeah, just hit me up whenever you need me
[straight to the point-!!]
How do you feel about self-defense training?
How do you feel about self-defense training?
... It's kind of uncomfortable. [ Actually, if he thinks about it a lot... With or without a bra is uncomfortable!! He just can't win. Opening his eyes, he feels the his sides for the bra strap
and, hell, this is itchy. Is this what lingerie is like?!?! ]
and, hell, this is itchy. Is this what lingerie is like?!?! ]
Welcome to girl world. [ she sighs. poor, poor Red... ] I'd say you'll get used to it, but I doubt we'll be like this for long. Just hang in there.
[ nah, that's just Rapunzel's seemingly endless supply of lacy stuff. it's kind of old fashioned, if you ask her. ]
[ nah, that's just Rapunzel's seemingly endless supply of lacy stuff. it's kind of old fashioned, if you ask her. ]
[ oh- well, she wasn't expecting something like that. not that it's a bad subject... but the truth is that she's been wondering about it, too.
ever since their death and return to Asgard, Hilda's been thinking about what happened. would the outcome have been better if they were able to defend themselves better? sure, their powers were useful, but they obviously weren't enough when it came down to saving their lives.
in a city this dangerous, learning something like that might be worth it. ]
I'd be willing to give it a whirl if I could. Why?
ever since their death and return to Asgard, Hilda's been thinking about what happened. would the outcome have been better if they were able to defend themselves better? sure, their powers were useful, but they obviously weren't enough when it came down to saving their lives.
in a city this dangerous, learning something like that might be worth it. ]
I'd be willing to give it a whirl if I could. Why?
I talked with someone a while back, on the network, who gave the idea of self-defense training, before the camping.
I talked with her again just now and she's willing to offer training to us. I wanted to ask to see if you were in.
I talked with her again just now and she's willing to offer training to us. I wanted to ask to see if you were in.
[ Sobbing. Red is trying to prevent himself from scratching his sides, but he ends up doing so anyway. WHY ARE THINGS LIKE THIS? Are lacy things even efficient in any way?? ]
I'll try. [ Scritch scratch. ] Do you think I should do something about the hair?
[ This is somehow the second big problem. ]
I'll try. [ Scritch scratch. ] Do you think I should do something about the hair?
[ This is somehow the second big problem. ]
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